marshode
an individual who is a large embarr-ssment to himself and everyone else around him. highly predictable, he repeats the same jokes over and over until they become stale and pathetic like his unused p-n-s. also, a marshode has no sense in style, having the same lame haircut since birth and is easily identifiable by his “marshode sweater”(a pullover sweater that is green or red in colour with no style whatsoever). a marshode is also known to lure unsuspecting girls into his lair, forcing them to be his girlfriend and annoying them so much that their relationship resembles a decline much similar to the stock market crash of 1929.
friend #1: “dude, check out those chicks over there, they’re hot as h-ll.”
friend #2: “should i go over there and dance like an idiot while making fun of them?”
friend #1: “why would you do that?”
friend #2: “to pick up.”
friend #1: “no, what’s wrong with you man, you’re such a marshode.”
an individual who is a large embarr-ssment to himself and everyone else around him. highly predictable, he repeats the same jokes over and over until they become stale and pathetic like his unused p-n-s. also, a marshode has no sense in style, sporting the same lame haircut since birth and is easily identifiable by his “marshode sweater”(a pullover sweater that is green or red in colour with no style whatsoever). a marshode is also known to lure unsuspecting girls into his lair, forcing them to be his girlfriend and annoying them so much that their relationship resembles a decline much similar to the stock market crash of 1929.
friend #1: “dude, check out those chicks over there, they’re hot as h-ll.”
friend #2: “should i go over there and dance like an idiot while making fun of them?”
friend #1: “why would you do that?”
friend #2: “to pick up.”
friend #1: “no, what’s wrong with you man, you’re such a marshode.”
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