martha-boner
a women who gets so turned on that her v-g-n- will become hard, instead of wet.
a term used when martha stewart got sent to prison.
oh my god, last night i saw jeff swimming and i got a martha b-n-r.
dude, i f—-d a girl last night, and she had a martha b-n-r!
something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
wow, the home & garden section at this new walmart is giving me a huge martha-b-n-r.
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