Martim
martim is a gay dog that likes it up the -ss… he howls when anybody plays one direction and then p-sses on someones legs to later remind him to hump it.
martim is obsessed with cookies and although he has a very small p-n-s he smiles all day.the legend says he once tried to lick a girl’s underarm but we shall never know the truth.
martim’s are always gay, so never call your dog martim if you don’t want h-m-s-xual behaviour around your house as it can easily spread to your children…. beware of martim!!!!!!
martim: can i woof you?
dude: well depends, what’s your name?
martim: martim
dude: wow… i heard martim’s were gay man…
martim: true. do you want me to lick your -sshole or not?!
dude: if you must…
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