Martyn

a pro at going down on women. best oral s-x you will ever receive.
omg i had a multiple -rg-sm, you are such a martyn.
martyn is an adorable irish boy. he’s super flirty and funny, and he also really enjoys music. he always knows how to make people smile and he blames pete wentz.
martyn is perf
a good guy that has his heart in the right place but unfortunately clueless in how to please a women. gives lots of effort. wouldn’t be suprised that when he does sleep with girls they fake it.
bless him, he was a martyn. its nice that he tried though.
the most kindest guy you will ever meet. he has blonde hair and is gay but he’s proud of it. he is always there to help you and will look out for you. he’s funny and never at all mean martyn will always be there for you.
“i’m so upset!”
“aww, don’t worry! martyn will cheer you up!”
“you’re right! i love martyn!”
a pale milky ginger kid who thinks he’s better than anyone else.

he thinks he’s funny when he’s not and has an underlying anger problem, thinks people like him when they don’t and has has been known to grunt.
that f-ckin kid did my head in, i nearly nutted the c-nt.
” yeah he was a proper martyn”.
an overweight h-m-s-xual male from the north-east of england. often found with greasy hair and bad in bed.
guy1: dude he was sh-t in bed
guy2: he’s such a martyn