martyn thomas
martyn thomas is an mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. he lives to catch baddies
phrases have been used like
“that bond bloke has nothing on martyn thomas”
“heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas”
“there’s a martyn thomas in my boots” – woody toy story
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