Martyrbation
the pleasure of complaining about being persecuted, when practiced by people who aren’t actually being persecuted.
in an orgy of martyrbation, the fundamentalists complained that they were being persecuted for not being allowed to use tax dollars to promote their brand of religion.
when c-4 is your v–gr-. and your premature -j-c-l-t–n ensures the only one killed is yourself.
you see, when a good red blooded american nut job will go on a rampage, killing innocent people, and then blow his own brains out, or go down in a shootout with the swat team, he’s generally p-ssed off…and he s not saying “g-d is great” before he kills those people….not like those martyrbation puppets that think theyre doing god’s will every time one pops.
Read Also:
- chung fu-ist
someone who thinks he can fight,or who is obsessed with kung-fu movies,moves,practicians.he likes to show off his moves or talk about fighting. woow,your moves are pathetic,you are definetly a chung fu-ist! we went to his house and he was having a full collection of ninja movies.you think he is a chung fu-ist?
- transmogrified
a slang term originating in the irish midlands describing a particularly severe case of intoxication “and did ye put away a few more after i headed to the scratcher?” “f-ckin right, i was transmogrified”
- Chroncitis
the disease in which the act of chronic consumption gets to a point where the user is completely overtaken by the chronic. common symptoms are coughing, chronic lung, and a feeling of extreme hunger. larry has a bad case of chroncitis and is always coughing in scroggin’s cl-ss.
- Kieren
a name for a maltese boy who is like a god to everyone around him. he is fit, and a great runner. some believe that he will one day become famous or win a medal. he is intelligent, funny, good looking, just amazing all around. his perfect match is normally someone close-ish to him, but […]
- kindergarten
everything you will ever learn about life you learn in kindergarten. all other levels of education after kindergarten will never be used after graduation (algebra, chemistry, history of insert random country, etc.) what you learn in kindergarten will stay with you forever though: learn to share, get along, play, color, raise your hand, etc. this […]