martyrs

sand n-gg-r suicide bombers, who hope that when they die the will receive 72 virgins, the only catch is, the 72 virgins look like rosie o’ donnell, suckers.
when pookie and ray-ray converted to islam, they were asked to be “martyrs ” but they read this urban dictionary p-ssage beforehand, and both said “sh-t no, n-gg-s”
1. one who chooses to suffer death rather than renounce religious principles.
2. one who makes great sacrifices or suffers much in order to further a belief, cause, or principle.

a great show of suffering in order to arouse sympathy.

to inflict great pain on.
accidently like a martyr -warren zevon
a martyr is a person who dies fighting for what they believe in. a martyr can either kill themselves or be killed.

in the 19th century, a woman in england named emily davison (a member of the suffragette party) becamame a matryr after killing herself by jumping infront of horses at the “epson derby”.

martyrs gain a lot of sympathy by the public for preforming such an act which is one of the main contributing factors as to why they do it in the first place.

martin luther king is a martyr as he died defending black peoples rights
most of these definitions are wrong or half right, there are two types of martyrs:

1.) one who puts themselves in harms way so that someone else doesn’t have to. one who would die fighting for a cause.

2.) an attention wh-r- who puts themselves in harms way and/or complains about it expecting others to feel thankful or sorry for them. for glory.
1.) although rambo is a fictional character, he is the ultimate example of a martyr.

2.) spartans! prepare for glory!!!
(hooa hooa hooa hooa hooa!!!)
although the spartans wanted glory, they did what they did anyway glory or no glory, they aren’t really attention wh-r-s.
-one who purposefully puts himself in harms way

-one who deliberately puts himself in situations to force sympathy and pity out of those around him.

-one who makes his situation sound worse than it ever really will be in order to seek attention

attention seeker.
martyr: alexander daniel barros.
fomerly known as your wingman or taking one for the team. a guy that sacrifices himself by removing the we gotta go girl or the ugly chick from the gaggle of women that you are attempting to take home. since women know what wingman means, this is the deceptive term to get their guard down.
lets go over and talk to those girls at the bar. dan, you are going to be a martyr tonight, the b-tter face is all yours.
someone who purposely takes on extra duties or unpleasant activity for the sake of attention and being able to complain about it.
1. eli always volunteers to work late and then complains about it. he is such a martyr.

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