Marvin
marvin is a generally sweet guy, falls in love easily. he’s soooooo funny, he can be c-cky.
that guy doesn’t always make the smartest decisions, though.
he has a great body physique, amazing talent at making out, most likely tall.
he has a nice c-ck. =]
marvin is one of those guys you’ll never , ever forget. he’s an amazing friend, boyfriend…just a great companion of the opposite s-x.
girl 1 wow, he’s perfect…with some glitches…and he’s not gay!
girl 2 he’s gotta be a marvin!
the coolest guy you’ll ever meet.
i have the best co-worker ever. he’s so marvin!
the sweetest guy ever! cute, smart it the non-academic and academic department, great kisser, an awesome guy to have as a friend/boyfriend. easy to fall in love with, loves people easily. is straightforward about their opinion and don’t care what people think about them. very protective of who he loves and an all around awesome guy!
“this guy is soo sweet and totally smart!”
“cool whats his name?”
“marvin!”
“oh i can tell!”
a breakfast meal that consists of pancakes topped with sugar and lemon juice. upon finishing the final bite the consumer will be stricken by rigamortis and be diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.
guy 1 – “where is my insulin? i can’t find it”
guy 2 – “it’s over there, you have diabetes?”
guy 1 – “yeah, i got it after finishing my marvin”
being in a state beyond starving.
guy a: “hey, are you hungry?”
guy b: “sh-t yeah, im bl–dy marvin’!”
gangster wingman.
someone who can appreciate a good royale with cheese.
despite not being a polarizing figure, a marvin is still destined to get shot in the face, as shown most notably in pulp fiction.
(during a car ride, a gunshot goes off.)
vincent vega: whoa!
jules winnfield: what the f-ck’s happening, man? ah, sh-t man!
vv: oh man, i shot marvin in the face.
jw: why the f-ck did you do that!
vv: well, i didn’t mean to do it, it was an accident!
jw: oh man i’ve seen some crazy -ss sh-t in my time…
vv: chill out, man. i told you it was an accident. you probably went over a b-mp or something.
jw: hey, the car didn’t hit no motherf-cking b-mp!
street name for cocaine
store owner: what can i get for you today?
customer: a credit card, mirror, and a one hunna dollar bill
store owner: that is a little unusual what are your plans for tonight?
customer: i’m going to find a hooker and pray that my flaccid p-n-s works after we go hard on some marvin
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