Mary Carillo


-slang for a near-r-t-rded sports commentator

-mary carillo makes a living through ad hoc comments that stupid people love

-nbc does everything it can to make sure she doesn’t come into contact with other commentators because they all hate her (and her rancid p-ssy probably stinks up the set, too)

-mary carillo makes comments that delight and intrigue the dregs of society
mary carillo is a cheap, nasty wh-r-.

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