masdisturbing
to use a truly disturbing image as w-nk fodder.
i was at my uncle’s funeral yesterday and seeing him there lying cold and expressionless in an open casket brought a tear to my eye. granted the tear was the end product of some vigorous masdisturbing but that’s beside the point. i have to say that it was nice of the priest to let me finish up before starting the service, although watching him deliver the sermon with my tadpoles still hanging from his gnashers was slightly off-putting.
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