mashed like never before
phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. refers to act of getting h-m-erotic on shorter monkey-like indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
we must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so i can talk to a bunch of tall guys.
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