mashed pootatoes
mashed poo-ta-toes
the act of sh-tting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one’s toes to destroy the evidence.
jill enters the shower and says: “why does it smell like sh-t in here?!”
jack: “sorry, i couldn’t hold it. i had to do the mashed pootatoes.”
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