Mashed Potato Butt Fuck
performing -n-l s-x whilst using mashed potatoes as lubricant.
guy 1: i didn’t have any lube last night, so i used my leftover mash taters.
guy 2: a mashed potato b-tt f-ck? is that safe?
guy 1: sure.
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