mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes at a party. part of a larger expression of derision.
“sh-t… if i knew it was going to be that kind of party, i would have stuck my d-ck in the mashed potatoes!”
n. (sg. and coll.) an h-m-s-xual white male who is s-xually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of asian males). cf. sticky rice, potato queen, rice queen
i don’t understand why daoqing hangs around with those racist german f-gs, he’s never going get any of that mashed potato with his chinese sausage.
under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.
did you see pauline and christopher last night? they were mashed potato!
noun: a term for a light-skinned woman’s br–sts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.
“the first time i got to second base i wasn’t ready for her mashed potatoes.”
the act of defecating onto one’s chest, then dipping one’s b-llsack into the feces, leaving a crater. then peeing into said crater. creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.
my girlfriend is so weird, she let me do mashed potatoes to her.

my girl was p-ssing me off so i gave her some mashed potatoes to wake up to.
when a female presses her br–sts up against a window, ususaly from within a car, or from a deck where a hot tub is in use. giving the viewer on the other side of the gl-ss a view of her pressed t-ts. the effect is similar to a “presses ham” where you’d see -ss instead of t-t.
1. a girl presses her br–sts to the sliding gl-ss deck door, from the hot tub side.
zoe: look! lisa’s got her t-ts up against the window!

donna: oh. my. g-d! she’s got such great t-ts!

greg: now that’s what i call some nice mashed potatoes!

zoe and donna, together: that’s brilliant!

2. delayed effect.
did someone give the window a mashed potato? there’s nipple prints on the gl-ss.

3. observed at the bar.
her top was so tight as to give the impression that her t-ts were like mashed potatos.
when your p-n-s becomes soft in new jersey when you are having s-x with a brodette at a disgusting beach house in the bathroom on top of your cousins puke from an hour earlier.
i had so many jagr bombs in belmar, that i attempted to give vanessa the peyton manning but i went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.