Mashed Pustankoes
1.the act of eating the pasty white v-g-n-l discharge that somehow ends up at the bottom of womens’ panties.
2.the spring cleaning of a woman’s v-g-n-l discharge.
“trevor, your sister’s mashed pustankoes wee especially delicious last night, it was probably because of the cottage cheese side i ordered.”
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