masked bandit


the time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his b-llsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. then proceeds to place his b-lls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). you must position your -ss above her head for optimum performance. also must make sure your b-lls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a racc–n, or if you will…a masked bandit.
a masked bandit can also be dubbed a as a zorro costume on halloween.
certian trademarks placed by certian people, in certian places
“ah-hah, theres a masked bandit on my web page!”

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