maslowned
if you do something because of your deficiency needs (see: maslow’s hierarchy of needs) and it comes back to bite you in the -ss.
a: i was so hungry, i ate that old cheeseburger laying around here and now i got food poisoning!
b: you got maslowned!
a: i totally f-cked that chick yesterday and here husband beat the cr-p out of me.
b: maslowned.
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