mass confusion
father’s day in the ghetto.
lbj’s “war on poverty” was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.
maury: “in our seemingly endless series on m-ss confusion, boomsheeka ‘miss thang’ chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test.”
boomsheeka: “this is gonna be the one maury; i am sure this time. d’tronne is definitely the father.”
maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a real job) “d’tronne… is not the father!”
boomsheeka: “aiiiyeeeee!” (runs backsatge and slides down wall)
father’s day in the bronx
reporter 1: there was m-ss confusion today in iraq, where 200 bombs were dropped and 20 car bombs were detonated.
reporter 2: u think thats bad? u should see the bronx on fathers day.
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