Mass Hysteria


something that will happen when any or all of the following occur:

– human sacrifice
– dogs and cats living together
peter venkman: “human sacrifice! dogs and cats living together! m-ss hysteria!”
a dude who says sh-t like they are reading to the friggin’ queen. a guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.

derived from a student (david) in our modern world history cl-ss at guilford young college after he asked the teacher “why was there not m-ss hysteria?” instead of something more his age like “why didnt they go crazy?” or “why didn’t they freak out?”

usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.

can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
student one: “whoa man! check out the rack on that chick! t-tty-f-ck that b-tch!”

student two: “indeed, i’d apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom”

student one: “wtf? your talking like m-ss hysteria now, act your age n-gg-!”

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