mass texticide
causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.
commiting m-ss texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting “omg!!! i”m about to die!!!” m-ss texticide might be preceded by the following texts: “seriously, i’m about to pull the ripcord!!” “yeah, dude, i’m totally working right now. nah, these chemical plants run themselves.” “oh sh-t gotta go! ttyl”
Read Also:
- Wii Fit
something asians made for fat people to make them think they’re losing weight. rhonda: i was on my wii fit all morning i feel so skinny. dave: oh sweet i’m going to get one. rhonda: you can you use mine, i need to go to the buffet anyway to eat something to burn off.
- ew-ish
often spelled ew-ish, new slang term to describe someone ewie, gross, or slightly repulsive, such as a fat -ss. so use it b-tchez! “ew, whop is so ew-ish!” “iknow, its like, lose a few!”
- Nostalgic Pie
a pie that, when eaten, gives the consumer a curious sense of nostalgia. arran: i just ate a nostalgic pie. annie: wat ryan: -what when you fail at life arran: i just had a nostalgic pie ryan: you failed
- Pile of Kittens
a game where two or more people lay on each other and cuddle, like a pile of kittens. emily : who’s up to play pile of kittens ??? charlynn : for sure but you’re on bottom !
- w8eva
an internet term meaning ‘whatever’. this clever shortening of the word relieves the author of having to type the letters ‘h’, ‘a’ and ‘t’. this saves time so the author may continue in various important exploits. -on msn- greg: haha! i beat you yesterday! bill: what are you talking about? we beat you by six […]