massachusetts dick
legend has it in the b.c. era a meteor struck springfield, m-ssachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of m-ssachusettes forever. the meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.
*in the showers at the gym*
jack: “hey jim, are you from m-ssachusettes?”
jim: “yes i am. did you notice my m-ssachusetts d-ck?”
jack: “why yes i did, i always take notice to such impressive genitalia.”
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