Massachusetts fudgesicle
where you freeze a piece of p–p (the p–p should be in the shape and size of a popsicle); once p–p is frozen you take that p–p and bang a female with it, telling her it is a fudgesicle the whole time. before it melts too much you feed her a nibble or two. as it melts a whole bunch she can probably tell it’s not a fudgesicle, so you laugh and tell her it was p–p, then you punch her in the face.
me: hahaha, that was not a fudgesicle at all. that was a m-ssachusetts fudgesicle!
her: what? nasty!
me:
me: hahaha
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