Massachusetts Maritime Academy
n. located: buzzard’s bay, m-ssachusettts. (1)living h-ll; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with s-x or kegs; (4)”where the men are men…and the women are too!”
“hey son, it’s time to go back to mma!”
“nooooo!!!
3 more definitions
1. one of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you’ll get in trouble.
2. where fun goes to die.
3. a college where kids run away during orientation.
4. where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.
5. where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you’ll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. you’ll more likely then not get bars for being an -sshole.
“hey, i’m a petty officer at the m-ssachusetts maritime academy.”
“what the f-ck is that?”
prison(college in n.dartmouth m-ss) military based, f-cking sh-t holl h-ll. ‘same 4 walls, day in, day out’
‘sh-t, you went to m.m.a. right?’
‘yea, thats y i make 80g’s a year now, but i gotta wonder if it was worth it, i almost died their, it took away my soul’
the only college campus where you’ll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more s-xually attractive.
hey dude are there any hotties at m-ssachusetts maritime academy?
i’d rather f-ck my mom
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