Massachusetts Self-Defense
using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. practiced in m-ssachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.
when the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. the homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform m-ssachusetts self defense.
locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.
because people in m-ssachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. this is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
oh, goodness gracious, a pachuco is breaking into our home! everyone get into the bathroom! we’re going to practice m-ssachusetts self-defense!
Read Also:
- queen vic
to get f-cked up; to be under the influence sh-t mayn, we got queen vic’d last night… phil almost died… sh-t.
- Banana Gourd
underwear similar to the banana hammock often worn by male strippers…. except that it has more of a pouch. small purse or bag, the size of a clutch which is often too small to hold what she is trying to fit in it, just like the male underwear referred too above. did you check out […]
- Endylee
the bad–ss inside out oreo from kc, ks. she doesn’t mess around with bullsh-t and may be pr-ne to kicking your -ss if you rub her the wrong way. she’s beautiful, but she’s got a girlfriend, so don’t even try. “hey did you see endylee punch that girl for back talking?”
- endurb
the inner part of a city; inurb. related words: endurbia, endurban, endurbanite, endurbanize, endurbanization, etc. the endurb is restricted to vehicular movement.
- endure
to bear with patience or tolerate; may g-d give courage to endure the invaluable loss.