massacrap
1. verb – to fail excessively or blow at something hardcore
2. verb – a large expulsion of fecal matter
3. noun – a holocaust gone wrong
1. “dude, remember when nick tried to do yoga and got stuck with his legs behind his head for 2 hours? that was a m-ssacr-p.”
2. “excuse me, i haven’t gone to the bathroom all day and need to m-ssacr-p.”
3. “remember that time hitler left his dog in one of the gas chambers? that was a m-ssacr-p and a half.”
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