Massage Therapist
the most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. they have powers yet uptapped by the common man.
that m-ssage therapist just saved my life!
a prost-tute or s-xual worker. normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prost-tute.
“i spent last night with a m-ssage therapist last night.”
“sh-t dude. you should probably get screened.”
“it should be fine, she was high cl-ss. it was expensive.”
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