massasauga
a type of rattle snake that lives in north america. the m-ssasauga’s science name is, sistrurus catenatus. despite their eyes looking evil (and their hemotoxic/neurotoxic venom), m-ssasauga are shy and tend to stay as far away from people as possible. their rattles kind of sound like a weird cicada. it is good to not bother them, as they are a free rodent control. but you are unlikely to actually see one, as they are a rare sight. if you do see one, don’t physically boop its snoot, do it in your brain.
don’t boop a m-ssasauga.
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