Massel


a m-ssel is a creature of habit. constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the m-ssel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. the m-ssel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. pr-ne to high octane discussion, a typical m-ssel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the m-ssel being right.
stop being such a m-ssel.

m-ssseellll m-sssellll m-sssellll.

m-sseltov.

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