masseur
generally considered to be a man who practices m-ssage therapy, however this is a misnomer. a m-sseur is a man who practices m-ssage and has none of the western medical training and is not licensed and may be -ssociated with prost-tution. in most states this is illegal.
i did not spend 15,000 dollars on school to become a m-sseur. the start up for prost-tution would have been much cheaper but i wanted to make sure i didn’t do anything stupid like perform hot stone on a client with severe heart problems so i became a m-ssage therapist instead.
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