masshole

1. for residents of m-ssachusetts, it is an achieved t-tle for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.

2. for non-residents of m-ssachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of m-ssachusetts that drive like an -sshole.
1. i was such a m-sshole today when i went down route 128 at 98 mph.

2. don’t even think about cutting me off, you m-sshole!
what the resident’s of northern maine call the people from southern maine, most of whom migrated from m-ssachussetts.
one mainer says to another, ” those m-ss-holes are everywhere !”
n: generalized term for a resident of m-ssachusetts……has evolved to mean any obnoxious loudmouth. the most genuine m-ssholes are so ignorant and belligerent that they think m-sshole is a compliment.

a m-sshole takes pride in his aggressive and illegal driving habits. they are too cool to use turn signals. they will nearly wreck you as they cut you off pulling out of the local strip mall, and then drive 30 miles an hour in a 55 zone while they try to light their cigarette while screaming at their children.

a m-sshole’s car could be a brand new bmw or a beat up 88 chevy caprice. it will probably have a “my kid is an honor student” sticker and a sticker endorsing some irish or italian local politician you’ve never heard of.

m-ssholes infest the nicer northern states of new hampshire, vermont, and maine during the summer months and, ironically, do nothing but complain about the lack of malls once they get there.
for christmas, santa brings new hampshire thousands of m-ssholes on vacation.
an adjective, typically used to describe a rude or discourteous person, most commonly in conjunction with the operation of a motor vehicle.

examples of such behavior might include, but should not be limited to: tailgating, lane drifting, weaving, random stopping, randomly leaving a turn signal on, not using a turn signal to indicate a turn, inability to merge, inability to yield, inability to observe posted signs for anything, or any combination of these.
just ride on the m-ss pike. multiple examples will immediately come to mind.
any m-ssachusetts driver who abides by the driving rules of m-ssachusetts highways (128, 93, 495, 3, and the pike, but not west of worcester). these rules are:

1) never use your blinker.
2) if you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) the speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) no u-turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a u-ie wherever you d-mn well please
5) tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) one hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) if you see someone with a yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) change lanes frequently

a m-sshole isn’t a sh-tty driver. he may p-ss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. it’s an acquired skill

he also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true irishman

the m-sshole test is simple. go down route 3 from braintree to the sagamore bridge. if you do it in under 30 minutes, you’re a m-sshole
me: i made it from boston to hyannis in under an hour

someone else: dude, you’re such a f-ckin’ m-sshole
1) a person from m-ssachusetts
2) a terrible driver
3) all of the above
drive through boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.
what the h-ll that f-cking m-sshole just cut me off!
m-ssachusetts + -sshole = m-sshole
i’m a m-sshole and i’m proud of it!
sox and pats kick -ss!

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