Massive Turbo


someone who thinks they are the maddest, coolest, smartest, sickest lad out and isnt afraid to tell everyone. when in actual fact they are actually a little bit mentally r-t-rded.
it is the opposite of being dardy.
non-turbo 1: “hey should we invite nick and leif out with us this weekend?”

non-turbo 2: “nah those guys are m-ssive turbo’s”

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