mast-ear-bation
the incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.
can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to acdc, ozzie, guns n roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
john! check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! she acts like she’s about to -rg-sm.
mmm. mast-ear-bation. she’s even got the o-face!
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