mastacate
means to consume/eat food.
i can’t talk right now. i have to mastacate.
an act of masturbating. usually is said as if you were playing the p-n-s game. a reatarded word made up by r-t-rded people.
in a cl-ssroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
in a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! mastacate!!!
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