Master-And-Commander Debate
a trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.
note: despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so p-ssionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.
come on guys, this is just turning into a master-and-commander debate.
take your master-and-commander debate somewhere else!
here they go again with a master-and-commander debate…
example of a master-and-commander debate:
a- “can you imagine being him? they just cut the rope and left him out to sea. would you just cling to the mast for dear life? i mean, wouldn’t you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?”
b- “haha, no. i would swim after it.”
a- “you mean, ‘yes, i would swim after it.'”
b- “no… i mean ‘no, i would swim after it.’ as in ‘no, i wouldn’t just cling to the mast.'”
a- “but that’s not the question i asked. i…”
(argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)
c- “so who did you guys decide was right?”
a- “we agreed to disagree.”
b- “no we didn’t.”
a- “we didn’t? what, did we conclude i was right?”
b- “well i -ssumed that’s the only way we would end it.”
a- “no. we just eventually dropped it. thus, we agreed to disagree.”
b- “dropping something doesn’t necessarily mean ‘agree to disagree.'”
a- “yes it does!”
b- “no…”
(argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)
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