master chip
there is one chip in every bag of doritos that appears to have gotten a visit from the seasoning fairy. this desirable, flavor-laden chip, my brothers, is the master chip. the abundance of flavor explodes in your mouth like a cool ranch -rg-sm, leaving you to say “f-ck bravos”.
jimbob – “dude i just dropped the master chip in dog sh-t and i’m gonna eat it anyway, the seasoning will mask the taste of t-rd.”
emmett- “you need help.”
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