master cock
the act of peeing without holding ones p-n-s. in essence the c-ck is control thus it is the master. it also -sserts its dominance over other c-cks who cannot achieve this feat, making it the greatest c-ck thus adequately named the master c-ck
girl: eww why didn’t you wash your hands after peeing?
guy: its ok, i master c-cked it.
the mammoth c-ck that always seems to show up when on the website chatroulette.com
oh man i gotta find me som t-tties on chatroulette.com. oh sh-t! masterc-ck! press f9 press f9!!!
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