master-de-baiter
someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.
man i am a master-de-baiter. i knew if i got off then i would be ten minuets late for work… but the pros outweighed the cons.
…. i knew if i got off your mom would walk in… so i decided against it since she hasn’t started her period since the last time she caught me.
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