master penis
links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant c-ck slap the only other person to touch the master p-n-s is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure
link lifted up the master p-n-s and jolted it forward in aw of its size
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