Master-poo

-the lost art of simultaneously pounding out one’s own -j-c-l-t- and feces into the same receptacle.

-the time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
after chauncey saw the s-xy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the sun-times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.
beating-off while laying a duker.
what’d you get up to last night?

not much. i drank a box of wine and then stayed up masterpooing after my girlfriend went to sleep. you?

same thing.
the act of beating off while laying a cleveland steamer.
i’d rather be masterpooing!
-the lost art of simultaneously pounding out one’s own -j-c-l-t- and feces into the same receptacle.

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