Master T
short for “master tool”, typically used to describe someone who sucks up to and does random sh-t for others. also connotative of someone who is acting effeminate and showing a girl his “sensitive side” just to get some pooty.
usually screamed repeatedly in a high-pitched voice (pr-nounced “masta teeeee!”) by a group of people witnessing another person acting like a huge tool. the screams are oftentimes accompanied by the same gesture that referees use to call for a “time out”.
see also: gofer
boy 1: i totally think you should break up with derek. he has no respect for you and just wants to get in your pants.
girl 1: (crying, hugs boy 1) thank g-d i have you, otherwise i have no idea what i would do with myself!
onlooker 1: what a f-ckin’ master t.
onlooker 2: seriously. i wonder if he has a mangina. (screaming) mastaa teeeee
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