masterbacrastinating
1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.
2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for “tension relief” or “increased motivation” or “because an -rg-sm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper… right?” wrong.
3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with add. me.
jamie gabrielle woods kept messaging me while i was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper…. hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.
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