masterbate

a tried and true weathered deck hand.

no one pulls sail more than he!
master bates, first mate to jake the great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first cl-ss sail puller

3, energetic as they c-m

weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists
aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch master bates polishing his canon!
the complete incorrect spelling of m-st-rb-t- since it’s a misspelling it means “being a master of bate” or perhaps “master of bait”.
yo yo! this is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 ahm all foo illiterate and i went all masterbaaate today!!111!11! you go wafsha!!!11!one!
how dumb people spell “m-st-rb-t-”
i gotsta ta go m-st-rb-t- rihgt no!
a good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. people usually don’t get it til they say it aloud.
h-llo. i am master bates. how are you?
the way noobs to “masturbation” spell it.
“yo dude! lets go m-st-rb-t- together!”, said the 10 year old.
“h-ll yeah!”, replied the old man.
a character in oliver twist’s name is charlie bates. mr. d-ckens thought it would be funny to call him master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didn’t realize, it sounds like m-st-rb-t-s.)
“that when the dodger, and his accomplished friend master bates…”
-oliver twist
masturbation for professionals.
“you spelled m-st-rb-t- wrong.”
“your masturbation is only amateur. when you do it as much as me it becomes m-st-rb-t-.”

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