masterbater
widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator
it’s spelt with a “u” and an “o,” idiots.
being the best at bating. an absolute master, to be exact. you must not act like a douche, you must just bate. and bate well. very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.
i am the master bater. bow down to me, or i will mumble mumble.
m-st-rb-t-r, also known as a kitty killer, is a man who gives himself s-xual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the p-n-s until the pleasure is acheived.
ed is a m-st-rb-t-r and will m-st-rb-t- at anytime he can.
a guy who baits his team-mates in counter-strike and counter-strike source, also any other f-cking fps game.
ha! i’m a smart masterba!ter, im not gonna run in there and die like the f-ckers on my team that i baited.
n. t-tle given to he who can m-st-rb-t- and feel no shame, whose p-n-s’ texture is like leather, predict his exact point of -j-c-l-t–n, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
jody thought jacob was the true m-st-rb-t-r when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in florida.
one, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get s-xual pleasure.
see: m-st-rb-t-
the kid across the street is a d-mn m-st-rb-t-r, did you ever smell his hands?
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