Masterbaterium
a room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, w-nking in general or having a w-nkparty. usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.
i will be back in a moment im just going to polish my bishop in the m-st-rb-t-rium. good boy, make sure you use the w-nklock on the door.
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