masterbating date-imitater


the guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. he’ll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist….

…..also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
doug: “hey rocco, remember norb?”

rocco: “ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to julie, …i mean his hand, …really freaked me out man.

doug: “dude i know, he was a cl-ssic case of a masterbating date-imitater.”

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