Masterbation Coma
it happens after a person has m-st-rb-t-d. mainly happens with guys. the person goes to sleep and wakes up late. typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. they will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. but of course its a great sleep. thus the m-st-rb-t–n coma.
steve: hey, whats up?
jon: nothin.
steve: wheres bob?
jon: ehh hes in a m-st-rb-t–n coma right now, lets go with out him.
steve: alright.
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