masterbatory scheming
the act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.
“little billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day”
“little billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day”
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