Masterbeated


when you m-st-rb-t- too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.
patient: hey doctor, yesterday i was masturbating and everything was fine until i just went soft, whats wrong?

doctor: don’t worry, you were just “masterbeated.”

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