masterbike
(v): to stroke one’s shaft until s-m-n is -j-c-l-t-d from the p-n-s. while riding an effing bike. seriously.
happens sometimes at colorado college…
possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.
“did you see that sick pedophile masterbiking while he p-ssed by all of those eight year old children? he just loves to masterbike; it’s his favorite pastime.”
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