Mastercating
the act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.
guy 1: ( clap clap clap clap )
guy 2: dude what are u doing?!?!?
guy 1: dude it’s okay im just mastercating!
guy 2: masterbating!?!?
guy 1: no no mastercating! im just pretending to m-st-rb-t-.
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